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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
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"Night fell clean and cold in Dublin, and wind moaned beyond my room as if a million pipes played the air."
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"We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime."
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"There's no twilight in the tropics. Night falls like a curtain."
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"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."
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"I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."
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"When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful."
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"He would use amphetamines to stay awake because he would have late night maneuvers that would go way into the early morning hours and he was given pills to stay up for the long hours."
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"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree."
Woman
"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
Prosperity
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
Money
"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
Hell
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
Father
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Drink
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
Being
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
Death
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
Nerves
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