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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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"When we got knocked out against Porto in the Champions League, I only slept two hours that night. I was not a nice person to be with after that match. I was struggling to get the result out of my system."
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"As the blackness of the night recedes so does the nadir of yesterday. The child I am forgets so quickly."
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"I'll have to have a room of my own. Nobody could sleep with Dick. He wakes up during the night, switches on the lights, speaks into his tape recorder."
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"I often lay on that bench looking up into the tree, past the trunk and up into the branches. It was particularly fine at night with the stars above the tree."
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"I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week."
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"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
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"The streets were dark with something more than night."
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"We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night."
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"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
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"One night last summer, all the killers in my head assembled on a stage in Massachusetts to sing show tunes."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Day
"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
Trust
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
People
"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
Night
"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."
Life
"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
Hell
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."
Man
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
Fish
"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."
Man
"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
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