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W. C. Fields

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."

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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."

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"As the blackness of the night recedes so does the nadir of yesterday. The child I am forgets so quickly."

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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."

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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."

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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."

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"I read a poem every night, as others read a prayer."

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"I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn't do that. I am the only one that has to do that."

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"I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."

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"You have a different crowd every night, so you should do a different show to suit them. I tailor the show to their mood."

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"Clinton used to like to get out of the White House a lot. He would take night trips to McDonald's, and stuff like that. I think he wanted to get out of the house."

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