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"Bugs never bug my head. They are amazing. It is the activities of humans which actually bug me all the time."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Love is such a tremendous force of feeling! When you can't stop loving, you simply cannot stop it."
Relationship
"Learn how to learn...then start learning."
Education
"The love of a half dead heart will keep you half alive."
Emotion
"If lighthouse becomes a burning candle, flickered upon ocean's insanity.Your sailing heart there anchors to handle the obsessed breeze towards sand dune's vanity."
Metaphor
"From one moment to another memory steps back to rediscover the past."
Memory
"No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful."
Beauty
"Nature is the guardian of Africa. While the sun lights the African sky in day time, the moon begs the world to help her lighting Africa in the night."
Nature
"Writing fluency sometimes needs an intense agony somewhere in your mind."
Creativity
"Failure is successful when you fail."
Success
"A merciful heart beats contently stronger than many vengeful ones."
Compassion
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