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"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
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"I will watch everything that Cary Grant did, or Kubrick made or Bergman."
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"It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning."
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"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."
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"The ear disapproves but tolerates certain musical pieces; transfer them into the domain of our nose, and we will be forced to flee."
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"Enrolling in the Medicare Prescription Drug Program will be a great savings for most senior citizens."
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"You will go most safely in the middle."
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"Prejudices and preferences exist and will continue to. When you learn how to market yourself, you become less of a victim."
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"Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya."
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"If you give, you will be blessed."
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"If your treat an individual... as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be."
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"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
Tax
"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."
Advertising
"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
Press
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
Life
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
Race
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."
Men
"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."
Family
"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
Failure
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
Television
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
Advertising
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