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"Never say never or it becomes a vice, and there you have it, you just did it twice."

"Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don't go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom's day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have mutant children when you grow up."

"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take."

"Avoid food products containing ingredients that are A) unfamiliar B) unpronounceable C) more than five in number or that include D) high-fructose corn syrup."

"There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice."

"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself."
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"If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it."

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."

"You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough."
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