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"War grows out of ordinary human nature."
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"Don't hate the Muslims or Islam. Hate if you must, the fundamentalists who consistently compel the human society to turn away from even the peace loving Muslims. However, the term hate would be an understatement when we are referring to the fundamentalists. The fundamentalists are the biggest enemies of the human race. Without the presence of the fundamentalist inspiration, no violence in the name of religion shall ever fester on this planet. People from all religious, spiritual and non-religious background shall live in harmony, enriching each other's lives, if there are no fundamentalists to divide them apart."
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"What could a person like Emily do? Could she possibly satisfy both sides? Or would that only end badly?"
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"There were tough thoughts battling one another inside his head for the right to become reality."
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"Just remember that you're on my list, Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town, you won't be the lesser of them anymore."Marcone stared at me with half-lidded eyes and said, "Eek."
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"We often participate in a war only to lose our hearts and to gain a few pieces of land."
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"Life is a struggle with innerself."
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"While you try to make peace on earth, the inhabitants of heaven are still at war."
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"I pound on the glass, screaming my head off. Everyone ignores me except for some Capitol attendant who appears behind me and offers me a beverage."
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"There are gentler and more graceful ways to interface with natural conflict."
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"Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out."
People

"If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press."
Hate

"The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't."
Fun

"It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict."
Conflict

"Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy."
Comedy

"It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears."
Trust

"I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways."
People

"Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously."
Politics

"When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny."
Fun

"No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show."
Media
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