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"Timon: I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands."
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"Down in the water, Octavian yelled, "Get me out of here! I'll kill you!"Tempting, Percy called down."
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"You cannot become a peacemaker without communication. Silence is a passive aggressive grenade thrown by insecure people that want war, but they don't want the accountability of starting it."
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"When civility is illusory, war is inevitable."
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"Strike hard and true, crow, or I'll come back and haunt you."
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"Where there is insistence, there is worldly life."
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"There's never been a true war that wasn't fought between two sets of people who were certain they were in the right. The really dangerous people believe they are doing whatever they are doing solely and only because it is without question the right thing to do. And that is what makes them dangerous."
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"Very few people in the USA realize that a nuclear war was waged with nature in the southwest by their own military."
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"The dangerous enemies of your species are fundamentalism, intolerance, separatism, extremism, hostility and prejudicial fear, be it religious, atheistic or political."
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"The deepest and most sublime hatred is a hatred which creates ideals and transforms values-something whose like has never been seen on earth."
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"I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways."
People
"Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously."
Politics
"It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict."
Conflict
"Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out."
People
"It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears."
Trust
"If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press."
Hate
"When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny."
Fun
"The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't."
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"It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world."
Favorite
"No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show."
Media
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