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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."

"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."

"A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House."

"Excuse me, I must go and putt."

"But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun."
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"No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show."

"Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously."

"It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict."

"I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways."

"Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out."

"It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world."

"When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny."

"If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press."
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