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"I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner."
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"It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school."

"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."

"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
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"Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and performed by a set group that existed before the TV show."

"Wet Hot American Summer so far is a financial disappointment and money was lost on it. But perhaps it will find its audience in video, cable, etc, maybe over the course of years."

"I was hired to do this one great script called 'Cap'n Ricky' and that project is up in the air at the moment."

"We thought we were going to go up against SNL on Saturday Nights - that would have changed things so much that it's almost impossible to speculate what might have happened."

"Sundance is just a great place for your work to be seen. Not much more to say about it than that."
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