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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I was in a queer mood, thinking myself very old: but now I am a woman again - as I always am when I write."
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"Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, do something now and become a better person for it."
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"The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now."
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"There's a part of me that wishes I'd never said one single solitary word on any subject publicly. Then I could have been the tortured poet, and there's so much mileage in that. But it's too late to stop now."
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"I've been unfortunate enough to be working, and recovering from a few injuries now and again."
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"I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely."
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"I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings."
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"We like writing with each other; it's fun."
Fun


"A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character."
Character


"We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross."
Funny


"Now we have to hit them from a different angle."
Now


"You lose your privacy, and sometimes, people don't see you as human."
People


"Any time something does that well, you gotta follow up."
Time


"We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny."
Funny


"They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV."
Funny


"There were challenges with production because of the special effects. There are just some things that, although written, special effects just isn't able to do."
Production


"For Scary Movie 2, we had a due date and had to work fast. And though there's a lot of pressure, as artists, we just block it out. So really, the pressure comes from us. That's how the first movie happened. There was no outside pressure: we wanted to hit the audience hard."
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