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"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
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"Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance."
Ignorance
"A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results."
Recognition
"A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
Laughter
"For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world."
World
"The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?"
Age
"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
Night
"Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy."
Fame
"The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
Laughter
"Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup."
Manners
"Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"Making sleep happen is a must - anytime, anywhere, from a plane to a train to an automobile. Ideally, I like to get eight to ten hours a night, though I'll take it broken up in two segments if I have to."
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"The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live."
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"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I."
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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be."
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"Most of those mocking us and our works night after night have not reached the point of suggesting we are going to use those weapons. They are pretty useless right now."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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