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"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president."
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"Big Night and The Impostors are both things that I wrote."
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"They got all the size over there, and the teams are really good, so, I think night after night you're just going to have to be ready to lace them up and be ready to play. The teams out there are really good."
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"Sammy Davis, I backed him up. I used to study him every night. I saw how great performers worked and was able to incorporate a little bit from the best."
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"When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There was a Little League tournament coming up and he needed more umpires than he had."
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"I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"At night, when the sky is full of stars and the sea is still you get the wonderful sensation that you are floating in space."
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"A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results."
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"A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
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"For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world."
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"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
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"Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance."
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"Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."
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"Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup."
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"The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
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"Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy."
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"The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?"
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