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"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."
Football
"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."
Time
"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."
Love
"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."
Fantasy
"I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once."
Mistake
"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."
Idea
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
Day
"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."
Money
"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."
Sports
"Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?"
Baseball
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"Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended."
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"I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff."
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Personal Development
"You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight."
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Personal Development
"The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player."
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Personal Development
"I wanted to be a professional baseball player."
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Personal Development
"I wish there was a bar I could send opposing teams to and get them hammered or something - I could tell my buddies in New York to leave their places open or something. Playing for the Yankees, guys come at you extremely hard. I have to be ready or I'll be embarrassed."
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"A tall, thin old man waving a scorecard from the corner of his dugout. That's baseball."
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Personal Development
"It's not like learning how to hit a curve ball in baseball."
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"I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat."
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"Baseball is this intense subculture that actually doesn't speak very much for the larger culture."
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