"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."

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"Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here."

Rodger Ward, American Celebrity

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"Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific is one of my favorites. Our neighbors must hate us."

Louise Brown, English Celebrity

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"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."

Pauly Shore, American Comedian

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"But just playing the partner of someone famous, I had a lot more freedom."

Rachel Griffiths, American Actress

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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."

Colin Mochrie, Scottish Actor

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"Similarly, another famous little quantum fluctuation that programs you is the exact configuration of your DNA."

Seth Lloyd, American Educator

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"I really had little interest in becoming famous. When I write my book, it will be my guide to avoid becoming a rock star."

Edgar Winter, American Musician

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"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich."

Alan Alda, American Actor

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"They were all famous and fantastic fellows."

Peter Scott, English Artist

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"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."

Simeon Strunsky, American Writer

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