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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
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"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."

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"90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on."
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