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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
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"Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference."
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"The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language."
"We must have constantly present in our minds the difference between independence and liberty. Liberty is a right of doing whatever the laws permit, and if a citizen could do what they forbid he would no longer be possessed of liberty."
"Our differences are the real treasures."
"The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things."
"You speak of Lord Byron and me; there is this great difference between us. He describes what he sees I describe what I imagine. Mine is the hardest task."
"Know the difference between principles based on right or wrong vs. principles based on personal gain, and consider the basis of your own principles."
"About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it."
"At some point you start seeing the difference between what you really want, and what is your priority order. I feel that today I know what I want. That's the problem with perspective, as well as focus and concentration."
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"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
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