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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
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"The difference between Socrates and Jesus? The great conscious and the immeasurably great unconscious."
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"In some ways, we will always be different. In other ways, we will always be the same. There is always room to disagree and blame, just as there is always room to take a new perspective and empathize. Understanding is a choice."
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"There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell."
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
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"What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more."
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"A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."
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"There is just a major difference between the sound of analog tape and digital tape."
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"We may be so eager to protect the right to dissent that we lose sight of the difference between dissent and subversion."
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"I know the difference between black magic and white magic."
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"I think I'm making a difference for a lot of young singers."
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"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."
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"I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do."
Time
"90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on."
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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
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"I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians."
Death
"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
Romantic
"I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything."
Fact
"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."
Being
"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."
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"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form."
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