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Patton Oswalt

"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."

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"Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference."

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"I think there's a difference between a gamble and a calculated risk."

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"Be different to make a difference."

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"That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation."

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"There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell."

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"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."

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"The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage."

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"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."

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"I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference."

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"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

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