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"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."
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"I've not seen in my lifetime any politician who is a heroic figure. The manipulation that all politicians use on one level or another is so transparent."
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"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
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