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Jerry Seinfeld

"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."

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"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."

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"If 'pratikraman' happens immediately [as the mistake happen], then it will bring one in the state of God (Bhagwan-pad)."

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"Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them."

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"It's just a mistake, you understand you don't ya??... and Hello, father 33 days from your dead!"

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"Never mind the mistakes. One day they will become your most prized possessions."

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"A mistake is a stepping stone to success."

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"Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes."

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"One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts."

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"So many times it seemed like there were chances to stop things before they started. Or even stop them in midstream. But it was even worse when you knew in that very moment that there was still time to save yourself, and yet you couldn't even budge."

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"I've not seen in my lifetime any politician who is a heroic figure. The manipulation that all politicians use on one level or another is so transparent."

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"It has been the great fault of our politicians that they have all wanted to do something."

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