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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
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"The first clothing line I had was called Very Rue. Then we changed the name and moved to QVC, and the name became A Touch of Rue."
First
"I take the longest to get ready of anyone. I've been going in two hours before the show every performance."
Performance
"They gave me four weeks, and I asked if the first week could be just music with the two main conductors. So, the conductors came over to my home, and we worked in the music room, and I learned my two little songs."
Music
"We stopped doing my clothing line about five years ago, so it isn't available anymore."
Years
"I've been allowed to develop my own character, which I'm still working on."
Character
"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."
Diet
"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
Jokes
"We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles."
Cats
"I didn't know anything about breast cancer when I got it."
Cancer
"Cruelty is one fashion statement we can all do without."
Cruelty
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