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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"You're gonna be like Aquaman? she asked. "Get the fish to fight for you?"Thanks, Percy said. "I haven't heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime."
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"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles."
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"I take the longest to get ready of anyone. I've been going in two hours before the show every performance."
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"I didn't know anything about breast cancer when I got it."
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"I almost fainted. There was no family history. I had been eating a vegetarian diet and I exercised."
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"I've been allowed to develop my own character, which I'm still working on."
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"The first clothing line I had was called Very Rue. Then we changed the name and moved to QVC, and the name became A Touch of Rue."
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"We stopped doing my clothing line about five years ago, so it isn't available anymore."
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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"They gave me four weeks, and I asked if the first week could be just music with the two main conductors. So, the conductors came over to my home, and we worked in the music room, and I learned my two little songs."
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"The matinee audiences are different because they're mostly kids, a great percentage kids. So they respond to everything differently, but I understand what they do respond to."
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