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"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."

"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."

"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."

"I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid."
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