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Joan Rivers

"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."

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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."

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Amber Hurdle

"We try, when we wake, to lay the new day at God's feet; before we have finished shaving, it becomes our day and God's share in it is felt as a tribute which we must pay out of 'our own' pocket, a deduction from the time which ought, we feel, to be 'our own'. A man starts a new job with a sense of vocation and, perhaps, for the first week still keeps the discharge of the vocation as his end, taking the pleasures and pains from God's hand, as they came, as 'accidents'. But in the second week he is beginning to 'know the ropes': by the third, he has quarried out of the total job his own plan for himself within that job, and when he can pursue this he feels that he is getting no more than his rights, and when he cannot, that he is being interfered."

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"Being happy at work is possible for all of us, anytime & anywhere, with open eyes and a caring heart."

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"If I went to work in a factory the first thing I'd do is join a union."

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"The work I did in Vertigo meant nothing if no one cared about the movie. Luckily, Vertigo had a revival and people had begun to recognize there was something special and it gained in reputation. But it just as well could have ended up rotting in film cans somewhere."

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Amber Hurdle

"I didn't do this for the President. When I had this opportunity, not only was it work, but it was something that I could do, as an actor, for the victims and their families. Something I could give back."

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"You can tell the number of hours spent on a work by counting the number of coffee rings on your desk."

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"When the bright angel dominates, out comes a great work of art, a Michelangelo David or a Beethoven symphony."

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"I guess what I learned the most was to feel lucky with what I have been able to accomplish and what I have and to feel humble about the people I have been able to work with."

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"The vicious circle of life is employment."

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