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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
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"That most limited of all specialists, the "well-rounded man"."
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Personal Development
"The world system is employment."
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"A butler supplies food to nourish your body, but a writer nourishes your mind through writing."
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"Do not be weary to make money."
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"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
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"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."
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"Be robust enough to work more than a robot!"
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"Being happy at work is possible for all of us, anytime & anywhere, with open eyes and a caring heart."
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"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"Do all the work you while you still have strength."
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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
Oil
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
Time
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Love
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
God
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Control
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
Mother
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
Bed
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
Saying
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Baby
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
God
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