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"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
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"You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need a holiday."
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"Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it."
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"Weekends are an employee's parole."
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"The author says the mark of a true rest your creature is an inability to be still without a kind of resignation."
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"Now for a good twelve-hour sleep, I told myself. Twelve solid hours. Let birds sing, let people go to work. Somewhere out there, a volcano might blow, Israeli commandos might decimate a Palestinian village. I couldn't stop it. I was going to sleep."
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"Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs."
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"None of us really understood exactly how much Star Wars would affect us for the rest of our lives."
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"A beautiful nap this afternoon that put velvet between my vertebrae."
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"To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself."
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"Sleep is a daily reminder from God that we are not God. Once a day God sends us to bed like patients with a sickness. The sickness is a chronic tendency to think we are in control and that our work is indispensable. To cure us of this disease God turns us into helpless sacks of sand once a day."
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"The devil made me do it."
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"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it."
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"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
Life

"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
Cards

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
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"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
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"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."
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"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
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"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."
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"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."
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