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"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
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"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."
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