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"We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big."
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"I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes."
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"The Chinese, by their favourite system of dwarfing, contrive to make it, when only a foot and a half or two feet high, have all the characters of an aged cedar of Lebanon."
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"I was all in gold sequins for Million Dollar Mermaid, 50 feet in the air."
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"You're suspended sixty feet up in the air, you've been up there for three hours, and all the shot requires is that you have to sort of react to getting punched in the head."
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"When I sing I don't feel like it's me. I feel I am fabulous, like I'm 10 feet tall. I am the greatest. I am the strongest. I am Samson. I'm whoever I want to be."
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"It's great to be able to have your feet in both worlds. I wouldn't want to be just stuck in one or the other."
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"On learning to swim: I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and say 'Now kick your feet.'"
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"Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet."
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"You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?"
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"Frank liked me because I went nuts on the piano using feet, head, whatever I could find to bang on the piano."
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"I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket."
Money
"We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big."
Feet
"I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right."
Wedding
"I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that."
Father
"The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad."
Father
"Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh."
Friendship
"I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up."
Mom
"My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think."
Movies
"Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
Will
"When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do."
Thought
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