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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard."
"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
"The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent."
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
"Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."
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