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"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
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"The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
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"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."
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"Your EQ (emotional quotient) is your capacity to recognize, discriminate, and label emotions accurately and interpret them to help guide your thinking and behavior."
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"Too many problem-solving sessions become battlegrounds where decisions are made based on power rather than intelligence."
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"They have involved co-operation between the Iraqi intelligence and al-Qaeda operatives on training and combined operations regarding bomb making and chemical and biological weapons."
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"Intelligence is quickness in seeing things as they are."
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"Intelligence must follow faith, never precede it, and never destroy it."
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"In these troubled, uncertain times, we don't need more command and control; we need better means to engage everyone's intelligence in solving challenges and crises as they arise."
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"Not all intelligence can be artificial now, so if we make a mistake, the consequences are no longer simply located within an institution or a national culture."
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"Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence."
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"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
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"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
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"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
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"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."
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"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
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"The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts."
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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
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"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."
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"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
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