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"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
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"He who talks much cannot talk well."
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"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
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"The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other."
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"You can be a great reporter and not be such a great talk show host."
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"What I read is so distorted that I cannot believe that the person they are talking about is myself."
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"I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it."
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"I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading."
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"If you can't protect yourself with talk, you won't be alive to protect yourself with guns."
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"I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you."
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"We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all."
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"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
Feelings
"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
Funny
"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
Fun
"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
Heart
"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
Basketball
"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
Time
"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
Talk
"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
Change
"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
Truth
"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
Time
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