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"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
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"We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all."
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"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
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"It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one."
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"I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about."
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"You can be a great reporter and not be such a great talk show host."
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"Los Angeles is an industry town, and it has great facilities and personnel. The disadvantage is that everyone there seems to talk about the same subject matter."
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"We tend to prefer candidates that don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco."
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"Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood."
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"I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier."
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"Everyone wants to talk, you've just got to find a way to get them to talk."
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"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
Fun
"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
Talk
"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
Funny
"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
Funny
"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
Basketball
"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
Feelings
"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
Time
"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
Time
"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
Truth
"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
Heart
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