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"A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House."
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"At this point I was strongly advised that I was too young socially to go to college so I took a second senior year at Andover, another boarding school."

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"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
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