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"One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine."
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"I've been playing with Blackwell over 20 years. We used to play when I first went to Los Angeles. Blackwell plays the drums as if he's playing a wind instrument. Actually, he sounds more like a talking drum."
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"I walked to Seward School first through fourth grade. It's just amazing to me now that we'd walk down 10th Avenue on Capitol Hill."
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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."
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"At synods, I usually wait about a week before I speak. First I listen. I feel the temperature. I listen to what has been said, what has not been said, and what I think needs to be said at that point."
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"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"
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"Definitely not a sitcom, that's my first condition. No sitcoms."
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"I feel that my playing on the first album was probably some of my best."
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"When I first see the dailies, I look only at myself, but then you start to see the scene."
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"Families are the Nurseries of all Societies; and the First combinations of mankind."
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Life
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Thought
"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
Work
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
Time
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability
"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
First
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."
Work
"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
Travel
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Life
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