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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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"I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways."
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"As experimentation becomes more complex, the need for the co-operation in it of technical elements from outside becomes greater and the modern laboratory tends increasingly to resemble the factory and to employ in its service increasing numbers of purely routine workers."
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"We must say that there are as many squares as there are numbers."
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"The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs."
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"Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary."
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"I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend."
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"Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything."
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"When two elements combine and form more than one compound, the masses of one element that react with a fixed mass of the other are in the ratio of small whole numbers."
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"In numbers warmly pure and sweetly strong."
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"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
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"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
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"I get mail; therefore I am."
"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
Numbers
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Time
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
People
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
Woman
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Problems
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
People
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."
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"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information."
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