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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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"Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary."
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"Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything."
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"I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim."
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"The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs."
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"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
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"We rest our case on the production numbers."
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"When two elements combine and form more than one compound, the masses of one element that react with a fixed mass of the other are in the ratio of small whole numbers."
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"Numbers of snipes breed every summer in some moory ground on the verge of this parish."
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"It is the weight, not numbers of experiments that is to be regarded."
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"We find them smaller and fainter, in constantly increasing numbers, and we know that we are reaching into space, farther and farther, until, with the faintest nebulae that can be detected with the greatest telescopes, we arrive at the frontier of the known universe."
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"The longer you work here, diverse it gets."
Work
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Problems
"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
People
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
People
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
Decision
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
Woman
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
People
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion."
Religion
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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