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"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim."
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"My list of basic tools is a partial answer to the question about what has changed: Over the past few years, large numbers of programmers have come to depend on elaborate tools to interface code with systems facilities."
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"We rest our case on the production numbers."
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"When two elements combine and form more than one compound, the masses of one element that react with a fixed mass of the other are in the ratio of small whole numbers."
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"There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else."
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"Numbers are the product of counting. Quantities are the product of measurement. This means that numbers can conceivably be accurate because there is a discontinuity between each integer and the next."
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"The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs."
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"Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary."
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"Early numbers are always wrong."
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"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
Decision
"The only risk of failure is promotion."
Failure
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Problems
"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
Woman
"Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure."
People
"I get mail; therefore I am."
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
Forgiveness
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
People
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."
Act
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
Trouble
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