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"The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief."

"Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread."

"Money never prevented anyone from being happy or unhappy."

"There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money."

"I have never received a Farthing of Prize Money either for Artillery Ammunition or Vessels."
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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter."

"Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror."

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."

"It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time."
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