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"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
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"Democracy is timelessly human, and timelessness always implies a certain amount of potential youthfulness."
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"You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution."
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"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage."
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"Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven."
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"I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing."
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"Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses."
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"Democracy is probably the only discovery by mankind which mostly brought it only happiness."
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"Change represents the real spirit of democracy and the real America."
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"The measure of man's ability to extend the sphere of social possibility can only start with the values of democracy."
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"The amazing fact is that America is founded on a document. It's a work in progress. It can be tested by each generation."
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"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
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"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Being
"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
Wisdom
"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
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