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Erma Bombeck

"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."

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Amber Hurdle

"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."

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Amber Hurdle

"The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers."

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"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

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"We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a shot from the bumper of a car and it's going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment."

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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

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"The idea that maybe you don't have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate."

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"Everybody has a gun in their car in Detroit."

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"Now I'm having to live with sales of around 50,000 per album - but I'm pretty content with my place in the general scheme of things, even if it's meant I don't drive a fancy car and can't afford grand vacations."

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Erma Bombeck
"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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Erma Bombeck
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."

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Erma Bombeck
"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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Erma Bombeck
"I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."

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Erma Bombeck
"Written on her tombstone: 'I told you I was sick."

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Erma Bombeck
"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

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Erma Bombeck
"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up."

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Erma Bombeck
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."

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"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say 'Yes I've got dreams of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in a while to look in it and yep they're still there. These are great dreams but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line to hold them up and say 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in."

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Erma Bombeck
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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