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"I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor."
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"No errors of opinion can possibly be dangerous in a country where opinion is left free to grapple with them."
Nation
"He who would acquire fame must not show himself afraid of censure. The dread of censure is the death of genius."
Death
"Tears are the natural penalties of pleasure. It is a law that we should pay for all that we enjoy."
Law
"Genius is the very eye of intellect and the wing of thought; it is always in advance of its time, and is the pioneer for the generation which it precedes."
Time
"Tact is one of the first mental virtues, the absence of it is fatal to the best talent."
Talent
"I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor."
Humor
"The dread of criticism is the death of genius."
Death
"Not in sorrow freely is never to open the bosom to the sweets of the sunshine."
Grief
"The true law of the race is progress and development. Whenever civilization pauses in the march of conquest, it is overthrown by the barbarian."
Civilization
"Neither praise or blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to prescribe, and honestly to award. These are the true aims and duties of criticism."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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