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"You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing."
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"I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler."
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"If there is ever a magical beauty that can be watched hours with great admiration, and that is the beauty of a strong light falling from the everlasting skies into the heart of the dimness!"
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"But all I could see was her. No skill of mine, no artist anywhere, could've immortalized how gorgeous she was. It was impossible to believe she'd ever had any doubts about her body. The firelight shone on her skin, golden and perfect, making her look like some radiant goddess of legend. I wanted to kneel before her and offer eternal obedience."
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"Mister, when I see my first lady angel, if God ever sees fit to show me one, it'll be her wings not her face that'll make my mouth fall open. I've already seen the prettiest face that ever could be."
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"I don't deal well with admiration if it's for something I haven't done. Other than exist."
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"He was generally aware that he had been blessed in her beauty; even in her usual homespun, knee-deep in mud from her garden, or stained and fierce with the blood of her calling, the curve of her bones spoke to his own marrow, and those whisky eyes could make him drunk with a glance. Besides, the mad collieshangie of her hair made him laugh."
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"I have commenced my auspicious reign and am in quiet possession of the Presidential Mansion... this winter I intend to do something in the way of entertaining that shall be the admiration and talk of all Washington world."
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"Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
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"...would not exchange this one little English girl for the Grand Turk's whole seraglio, gazelle-eyes, houri forms, and all!"
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"I see you from afar-fragile and shy as a star gleaming through a cloudy rift."
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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
Time

"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence

"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
Love

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
Marriage

"He's just a flash in the pants."
Masculinity

"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."
Cynicism

"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
Marriage

"If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it."
Family

"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
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