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Johnny Carson

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."

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"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."

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Donna Grant

"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."

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Donna Grant

"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."

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Donna Grant

"Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men."

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Donna Grant

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""

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Donna Grant

"Women hear rhythm differently than men."

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Donna Grant

"The wish to hurt, the momentary intoxication with pain, is the loophole through which the pervert climbs into the minds of ordinary men."

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Donna Grant

"What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear."

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Donna Grant

"Wine hath drowned more men than the sea."

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Donna Grant

"A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything."

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Donna Grant

"Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability."

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Johnny Carson
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

Food

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Johnny Carson
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."

Men

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Johnny Carson
"We're more effective than birth control pills."

Control

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Johnny Carson
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."

Eating

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Johnny Carson
"When turkeys mate they think of swans."

Swans

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Johnny Carson
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

Death

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Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""

Success

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Johnny Carson
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."

Money

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Johnny Carson
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."

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Johnny Carson
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."

Democracy

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