"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."

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Friedrich Schiller, German Dramatist

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"The Bible is proved to be a revelation from God, by the reasonableness and holiness of its precepts; all its commands, exhortations, and promises having the most direct tendency to make men wise, holy, and happy in themselves, and useful to one another."

Adam Clarke, British Theologian

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"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"In nuclear war all men are cremated equal."

Dexter Gordon, American Musician

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"Our priorities require that all children of Palestine, men and women, be ready for conflict, both from the standpoint of training and from the standpoint of armament."

Ahmed Yassin, Palestinian Activist

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