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"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
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"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."
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"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."
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"Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men."
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"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""
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"Women hear rhythm differently than men."
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"The wish to hurt, the momentary intoxication with pain, is the loophole through which the pervert climbs into the minds of ordinary men."
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"What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear."
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"Wine hath drowned more men than the sea."
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"A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything."
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"Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability."
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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
Food

"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
Men

"We're more effective than birth control pills."
Control

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Eating

"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
Swans

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death

"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
Success

"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
Money

"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
Business

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
Democracy
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