"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."

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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."

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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."

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"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."

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"I'm a sexually liberated woman that earned that liberation. I am very proud of the fact that I feel comfortable in certain forums discussing sex."

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"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

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"Writers can write outside their ethnicity or sex depending how open and vulnerable they wish to be."

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"To be womanly is one thing, and one only; it is to be sensitive to man, to be highly endowed with the sex instinct; to be manly is to be sensitive to woman."

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Humor

"But what is it that drives haters crazy with rage? Many times, it's being ignored. To a person with pride, being ignored is often worse than out-and-out hate; it's that much more of an insult, that you're not even worth noticing."

Emotion

"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."

Truth

"If you think you have it tough, read history books."

History

"New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing and pushing at things already seems too complicated and tiring. We're Americans--and until you free our hands from the computer entirely, we can never attain our ultimate goal: Web surfing while eating and masturbating."

Humor

"Men are only as loyal as their options."

Men

"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."

Being

"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."

God

"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."

Defence

"We were asked to do very little, and we responded. That's the bargain we tacitly make with our presidents: we won't ask too much of you, if you don't ask too much of us."

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"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."

"I'm a sexually liberated woman that earned that liberation. I am very proud of the fact that I feel comfortable in certain forums discussing sex."

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

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"To be womanly is one thing, and one only; it is to be sensitive to man, to be highly endowed with the sex instinct; to be manly is to be sensitive to woman."

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"We were asked to do very little, and we responded. That's the bargain we tacitly make with our presidents: we won't ask too much of you, if you don't ask too much of us."

"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."