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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
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"Well I think people think sex is controversial. Not always, but certainly it's something to be discussed."
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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."
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"No, we didn't shoot... in the ones that I did there were hardly any sex... there were suggestions of sex scenes but we never actually shot a sex scene as such."
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"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
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"Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences."
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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
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"Landscape is to American painting what sex and psychoanalysis are to the American novel."
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"But if our sex would but well consider and rationally ponder, they will perceive and find that it is neither words nor place that can advance them, but worth and merit."
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"Well, it's 15 years since Sex, Lies And Videotape, and if you hang around long enough you're having the same arguments with just a new set of people every few years and it gets boring."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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