"I hate all sidekicks."

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"Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

Richard M. Nixon, American President

Hate, May

"It was the hate of the used and tormented, who are the children of the used and tormented, and whose own children will be used and tormented."

Laini Taylor, American Novelist

Hate, Observation, Truth, Humanity

"We can scarcely hate anyone that we know."

William Hazlitt, English Critic

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"Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no."

Jason Schwartzman, American Actor

Hate, Man

"He whom all hate all wish to see destroyed."

Ovid, Roman Poet

Hate,

"A real job is a job you hate."

Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

Hate, Job

"I hate last-minute shopping, it's always unsuccessful."

Cat Deeley, English Celebrity

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"Everybody in the '80s, well, we hate rap. Now, the biggest rapper in the world... Eminem. Rap's a black thing."

Chubby Checker, American Musician

Hate, Now, Rap, World

"I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats."

Paris Hilton, American Celebrity

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"I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it."

Vince McMahon, American Entertainer

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"I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything."

Fact

"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."

Being

"Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period."

Funny

"I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do."

Time

"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."

Romantic

"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form."

Art

"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."

Gold

"90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on."

Art

"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."

Being

"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."

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