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Patton Oswalt

"I hate all sidekicks."

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Amber Hurdle

"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."

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"If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech."

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Amber Hurdle

"But I'm not crazy about the designers like Prada and Gucci. I hate going into designer stores."

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"Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary."

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"A sitcom. I hate that word."

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Amber Hurdle

"I hate the word sexy."

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Amber Hurdle

"I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes."

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"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."

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Amber Hurdle

"I really do hate to sing."

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Amber Hurdle

"Everybody in the '80s, well, we hate rap. Now, the biggest rapper in the world... Eminem. Rap's a black thing."

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"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."
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"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."
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"I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything."
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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
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"I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians."
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"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
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"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form."
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