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"To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking."

William James, American Philosopher

Hate, Thinking

"The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

Hate,

"Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Hate, Truth, Wisdom, Life, Power

"I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me."

Horace, Roman Poet

Hate,

"He who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below."

Lord Byron, British Poet

Hate, Mankind

"Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Hate, Night, Will

"I need to be frightened of things. I hate it, but I must need it, because it's what I do."

Nigella Lawson, British Journalist

Hate,

"The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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"I hate complacency. I play every gig as if it could be my last, then I enjoy it more than ever."

Nigel Kennedy, English Musician

Hate, Play

"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."

Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

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"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."

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"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."

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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."

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"I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything."

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"I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see."

Books

"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."

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"I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do."

Time

"I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians."

Death

"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form."

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