"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

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Johnny Knoxville, American Actor

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Thomas Browne, British Scientist

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"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

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Cilla Black, British Musician

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"It should be clear by now that my focus here is not freedom of speech or the press. This freedom is all too often an exaggeration. At the very least, blind references to freedom of speech or the press serve as a distraction from the critical examination of other communications policies."

Mark Lloyd, American Public Servant

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"Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things."

"When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there."

"There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler."

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."

"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."

"It is we that are blind, not fortune."

"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."

"Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well. Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the Channel 4 documentary and I resigned from Blind Date."

"Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us."

"It should be clear by now that my focus here is not freedom of speech or the press. This freedom is all too often an exaggeration. At the very least, blind references to freedom of speech or the press serve as a distraction from the critical examination of other communications policies."

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"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"

"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."

"Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you."

"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."

"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"