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"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."
Life

"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"
Now

"Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you."
Deed

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
People

"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
Blind

"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Play

"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
Ability

"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."
Age

"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
Age

"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
Weather
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"I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind."
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Personal Development

"Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."
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Personal Development

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
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"Violence and racism are bad. Whenever they occur they are to be condemned and we should not turn a blind eye to them."
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"When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek."
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"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
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Personal Development

"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."
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"We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin."
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"Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others."
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"It is we that are blind, not fortune."
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Personal Development
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