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Tom Lehrer

"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

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Tom Lehrer
"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."

Life

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"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"

Now

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"Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you."

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Tom Lehrer
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."

People

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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

Blind

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Tom Lehrer
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Play

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"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."

Ability

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"It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year."

Age

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Tom Lehrer
"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."

Age

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"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."

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Aberjhani

"I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind."

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Aberjhani

"Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not."

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Aberjhani

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"

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Aberjhani

"Violence and racism are bad. Whenever they occur they are to be condemned and we should not turn a blind eye to them."

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Aberjhani

"When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek."

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Aberjhani

"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."

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Aberjhani

"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."

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Aberjhani

"We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin."

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Aberjhani

"Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others."

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Aberjhani

"It is we that are blind, not fortune."

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