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Tom Lehrer

"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

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Amber Hurdle

"We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin."

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Amber Hurdle

"When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there."

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Amber Hurdle

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."

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Amber Hurdle

"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."

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Amber Hurdle

"Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well. Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the Channel 4 documentary and I resigned from Blind Date."

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Amber Hurdle

"I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I."

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Amber Hurdle

"I will not go on a blind date."

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Amber Hurdle

"That first writing session, what Dan Hill calls a creative blind date, is always a real challenge, and you bring that back to your partner when you return to writing with them."

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Amber Hurdle

"Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful."

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Amber Hurdle

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"

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Tom Lehrer
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"

Love

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"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."

Life

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Tom Lehrer
"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."

Age

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"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Play

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"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."

Food

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"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."

Weather

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Tom Lehrer
"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."

Work

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"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"

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Tom Lehrer
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."

People

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"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

Life

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