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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
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"The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals."
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"It is a monstrous thing that I will say, but I will say it all the same: I find in many things more restraint and order in my morals than in my opinions, and my lust less depraved than my reason."
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"Oh the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd. And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their rudeness Are nothing to their goodness when they're good."
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"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
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"Sell your materials but save your morals."
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"You see a moral in them? Do we have morals?"
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"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
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"What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command."
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
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