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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."

"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."

"It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in sex is what I'm trying to say."
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."


"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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