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W. C. Fields

"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."

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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."

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"My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex."

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"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."

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"I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex."

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"It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in sex is what I'm trying to say."

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