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"The fact differentiates the fake."
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"Nothing will shake a man-or at any rate a man like me-out of his merely verbal thinking and his merely notional beliefs. He has to be knocked silly before he comes to his senses. Only torture will bring out the truth. Only under torture does he discover it himself."
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"There are certain truths that occurs to us, which we cannot convey in words, but requires a personal experience to grasp more vividly."
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"My truth could be very different than your truth."
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"I see the truth in people because they can see the truth in me."
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"All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?"
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"The truth can do years of work in seconds."
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"The Scripture is never subjected to one's own interpretations."
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"People only stone a tree that is full of ripe fruit."
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"Science is a careful investigation."
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"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin."
Skin
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
First
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Thought
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Life
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
Today
"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
Diet
"My goal is just to become a better comedian."
Goal
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability
"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
Travel
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