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"Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex."
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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."
"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
"Sex and love represent one of the numerous absurdities and hopeless incongruences demarking human nature. A person whom only seeks out sex and eschews love will live a barren existence. Sex without love is a brute display of physical reproductive capacity. Sex is not a worthless or stupid activity when it forms a cog in a loving and affectionate relationship. Sex and love might not make the world go round, but when joined they make it a better place to live in."
"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."
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"Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic."
"The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage."
"To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death."
"I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner."
"If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account."
"Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us."
"I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away."
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