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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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Personal Development
"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy."
Love
"Men don't hear women."
Men
"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
Deep
"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."
People
"I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up."
Work
"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."
Being
"I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance."
Chance
"I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm."
Love
"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."
Government
"I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom."
Freedom
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