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"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
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"People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect."
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