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"Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity."
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"Miracles focused gospel teaches us to be selfish and egocentric."

"Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism."

"All is a-swarm with commentaries: of authors there is a dearth."

"Miss Austen's novels - seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world. Never was life so pinched and narrow. The one problem in the mind of the writer - is marriageableness."

"There is more evil than good when we preach the miracle centered gospel instead if the kingdom gospel."

"Don't criticize what you can't understand."

"A "racist" thinks themselves better than other races. An "elitist" thinks they are better than everyone."

"Torturing innocents, murdering civilians and destroying public property; they are all the gifts we have been given by religion."

"If the self-help books worked, it would be a shrinking industry not a growing one."

"I never have sympathy for those that have been blinded by the path of God. You chose to walk into the light, not realizing that you were already chained within the darkness. When a hand was offered to you, you looked up into the sky, and bowed your head in blind obedience, when you should have been creating a new possibility. Nothing is more pathetic than to see ignorance in action. Nothing is more laughable than to see the obedient ask an illusion for more power to stay frivolously obedient. I never have sympathy for those that have been blinded by the path of God. I only have sympathy for the Devil..."
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"Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due."

"Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking."

"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."

"I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats."

"Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain."

"Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table."
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