"God save her from annoying Alphas."

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"He regretted nothing. Not the way she'd felt in his arms and not the way he'd felt in hers."

Acceptance

"You only live once, right?""Not true," Quinn said, "you live every day. You only die once."

Mortality

"Ben was in his truck, window down, idling at the curb, dark lenses hiding his eyes from her, looking effortlessly big and badass.The way she wished she felt."

Emotion

"If I looked like him, Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time."

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"Just remember, there's not a lot of softness in his life, or room for weakness-of which you're definitely one. He has absolutely no idea what to do with you, and as an action guy, that's confusing to him. So maybe think about taking it easy on him. Even just a little bit."

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"Who's there?"The scratcher of your itch, he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic?"

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"There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I want a bikini body, but I need chicken nuggets."

Desire

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"She's drunk dialing contractors Chloe said to Tara. "Someone should stop her."

Excess

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