"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."

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"It's obvious that they're going to want Ali's daughter and Frazier's daughter to fight it out."

Robert Goulet, American Musician

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"Deep vengeance is the daughter of deep silence."

Vittorio Alfieri, Italian Dramatist

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"It is commercial pop that the majority of people understand. A working man's daughter would not understand blues."

Barry Gibb, English Musician

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"My real achievement is my daughter and my three beautiful grandchildren."

Marilyn Horne, American Musician

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"All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters."

Gordon Lightfoot, Canadian Musician

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"Mothers don't let your daughters grow up to be models unless you're present."

Janice Dickinson, American Model

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"I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal."

Peter Ustinov, English Actor

Daughter, Daughters, Result

"It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever."

Emmy Rossum, American Actress

Daughter, Girlfriend, Intention, Now

"There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that she was ashamed she had the same last name as I did, which will shock you a little bit."

Pat Summerall, American Celebrity

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"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

David Letterman, American Comedian

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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

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"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."

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"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

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"It's obvious that they're going to want Ali's daughter and Frazier's daughter to fight it out."

"Deep vengeance is the daughter of deep silence."

"It is commercial pop that the majority of people understand. A working man's daughter would not understand blues."

"My real achievement is my daughter and my three beautiful grandchildren."

"All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters."

"Mothers don't let your daughters grow up to be models unless you're present."

"I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal."

"It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever."

"There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that she was ashamed she had the same last name as I did, which will shock you a little bit."

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."

"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."

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"There are never enough I Love You's."