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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Art
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"Communism is like one big phone company."
Communism
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
Beach
"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."
People
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
God
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
People
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Children
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
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"Angelina is my daughter and I am always wishing her the best."
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
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"My real achievement is my daughter and my three beautiful grandchildren."
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"I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy."
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"It's amazing. I can't believe how brilliant the whole thing is - my daughter, Georgia, is just wonderful."
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"I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons parents try to instill in their sons and daughters."
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"I think I'm going to have to live vicariously through my daughter's rebellion because I certainly never did go through adolescence."
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"It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever."
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"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
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"Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter."
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