"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."

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"I have twin boys, 12, and a daughter, 17."

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Maurice Jarre, French Composer

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"Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment."

Elizabeth Perkins, American Actress

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"Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter."

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Robert Goulet, American Musician

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"It's obvious that they're going to want Ali's daughter and Frazier's daughter to fight it out."

Robert Goulet, American Musician

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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"One of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten is my daughter."

Ace Frehley, American Musician

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"When it was over my daughter said, 'Oh, I felt so sorry for him - he didn't want to hurt you, he liked you.' That was Victoria. When you visualize him up there on top of the Empire State Building, you do feel sorry for him."

Fay Wray, American Actress

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"I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal."

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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."

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"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

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"I have twin boys, 12, and a daughter, 17."

"For Ryan's Daughter I used a total of eight harps, something that was, at least, weird."

"Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment."

"Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter."

"Ali's daughter is fighting and Joe Frazier's daughter is fighting as well."

"It's obvious that they're going to want Ali's daughter and Frazier's daughter to fight it out."

"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."

"One of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten is my daughter."

"When it was over my daughter said, 'Oh, I felt so sorry for him - he didn't want to hurt you, he liked you.' That was Victoria. When you visualize him up there on top of the Empire State Building, you do feel sorry for him."

"I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal."

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"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."

"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."

"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

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