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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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"Well, I didn't really admit that I anywhere until my daughter started school and I knew I couldn't pull up and leave when I felt like it."
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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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"You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after your daughter, it's the most beautiful thing in the world."
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"If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her."
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"There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that she was ashamed she had the same last name as I did, which will shock you a little bit."
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"It helps when 1 can send the children off to their fathers so I can support my new book with a national publicity tour. I started writing the book when my daughter was 5. It took me almost four years."
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"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."
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"When my daughter asks, 'What do you do?', every movie I have a different answer. As she grows, she wants more explanations."
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"I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal."
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
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"There are never enough I Love You's."
Love
"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
Business
"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."
People
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
God
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
People
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."
First
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
Beach
"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Art
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