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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
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"But my middle daughter, Kate, is very involved in martial arts, and I was just at one of her competitions."
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"There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that she was ashamed she had the same last name as I did, which will shock you a little bit."
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"It's amazing. I can't believe how brilliant the whole thing is - my daughter, Georgia, is just wonderful."
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"One of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten is my daughter."
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"It helps when 1 can send the children off to their fathers so I can support my new book with a national publicity tour. I started writing the book when my daughter was 5. It took me almost four years."
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"My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my number. She can just run through the buttons."
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"When my daughter asks, 'What do you do?', every movie I have a different answer. As she grows, she wants more explanations."
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"My real achievement is my daughter and my three beautiful grandchildren."
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"Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter."
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"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
God
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
People
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
People
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."
First
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
School
"There are never enough I Love You's."
Love
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
God
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
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