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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness."

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"I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons parents try to instill in their sons and daughters."

John Ratzenberger, American Actor

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"When it was over my daughter said, 'Oh, I felt so sorry for him - he didn't want to hurt you, he liked you.' That was Victoria. When you visualize him up there on top of the Empire State Building, you do feel sorry for him."

Fay Wray, American Actress

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"The main cause of my difficulties stemmed from the tragedy of my daughter's unsound birth and my inability to face my feelings."

Gene Tierney, American Actress

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"You know, you know, obviously, if my daughter's happy, you know, then I don't have any problem."

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"When my daughter, Clare, was 4, she told me that a school friend had told her what I did for a living. Clare asked me, 'Is it true you play Jack Rabbit?'"

Peter Bergman, American Actor

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"It is commercial pop that the majority of people understand. A working man's daughter would not understand blues."

Barry Gibb, English Musician

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"My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my number. She can just run through the buttons."

Don Johnson, American Actor

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"It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever."

Emmy Rossum, American Actress

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

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"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

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