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"Well, I didn't really admit that I anywhere until my daughter started school and I knew I couldn't pull up and leave when I felt like it."
"For Ryan's Daughter I used a total of eight harps, something that was, at least, weird."
"Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment."
"Of all the haunting moments of motherhood, few rank with hearing your own words come out of your daughter's mouth."
"I have two children. I have a daughter 29, and a daughter four. They are 25 years apart, so you speak about generations and I must tell you, I have a philosophy and that is every 25 years I'm going to sire another child."
"I'm so lucky to be in a situation that I can always have my daughter with me."
Explore more quotes by David Letterman
"We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector."
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
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