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David Letterman

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

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"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

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"It's amazing. I can't believe how brilliant the whole thing is - my daughter, Georgia, is just wonderful."

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"The main cause of my difficulties stemmed from the tragedy of my daughter's unsound birth and my inability to face my feelings."

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"When I got this role, my daughter Molly said, 'Dad, you've come full circle."

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"If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it."

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"My daughter is one of the associate producers on two shows for Disney. I am really proud of her."

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"I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter."

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"I'm so lucky to be in a situation that I can always have my daughter with me."

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