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"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
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"The whole night I was thinking and dreaming to give you the most beautiful gift and that is my heart."
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"Love as if you are born to love."
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"Love at all times."
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"Love the dream to live the dream."
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"Love is like a vast ocean."
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"Love is my inner strength and my power."
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"Nothing can contaminate the purity of my love-not even the dirt of hateful thoughts."
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"Be kind to express your love for life. No reason is needed to be kind."
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"Love nature as if it is your own garden of love."
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"Be the light of love to enlighten the whole world."
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
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"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
Truth
"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Being
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