"The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can "prove" anything from it."

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"The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can "prove" anything from it."

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"It's not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth - but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying."

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