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Tim Allen

"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

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Aberjhani

"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."

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Aberjhani

"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."

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Aberjhani

"I think it's a lame excuse for a lot of these rappers to say they only call girls bitches or hos because they act like that. It doesn't make them right."

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Aberjhani

"After the magical act accomplished by Joyce with Ulysses, perhaps we are getting away from it."

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Aberjhani

"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."

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Aberjhani

"Civil libertarians have raised concerns that some of the Patriot Act's provisions infringe on Constitutional rights. Those concerns are not supported by the facts."

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Aberjhani

"And in this community, as in all others, the Golden Rule still applies - we must be act toward other nations as we would have them act towards America."

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Aberjhani

"It's not that the creative act and the critical act are simultaneous. It's more like you blurt something out and then analyze it."

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Aberjhani

"Whatever you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe, and enthusiastically act upon... must inevitably come to pass!"

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Aberjhani

"The important thing is that when you come to understand something you act on it, no matter how small that act is. Eventually it will take you where you need to go."

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Tim Allen
"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."

Father

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Tim Allen
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

Electricity

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Tim Allen
"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

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Tim Allen
"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

Trust

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Tim Allen
"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."

Men

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Tim Allen
"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."

Men

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Tim Allen
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."

Men

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Tim Allen
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison."

Men

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Tim Allen
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

Women

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