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Tim Allen

"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

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"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

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"Self-discipline is an act of cultivation. It require you to connect today's actions to tomorrow's results. There's a season for sowing a season for reaping. Self-discipline helps you know which is which."

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"It's not that the creative act and the critical act are simultaneous. It's more like you blurt something out and then analyze it."

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"For no continuity of social act is possible without a corresponding social status and the many different kinds of act required in an industrial state, with its high degree of specialization, make for corresponding classification of status."

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"One of the reasons why so few of us ever act, instead of react, is because we are continually stifling our deepest impulses."

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"The honor is overpaid, When he that did the act is commentator."

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"One of the disadvantages of being a patrician is that occasionally you're obliged to act like one."

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"An affair wants to spill, to share its glory with the world. No act is so private it does not seek applause."

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"And what's more I've got no need for anyone to tell me how to do it. I am not interested. You act how you want to and leave me alone to do my own thing."

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"We have a right, also, in various ways, to act upon our unfavorable opinion of anyone, not to the oppression of his individuality, but in the exercise of ours."

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