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"Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on."
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"There is only one meaning of life: the act of living itself."
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"It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in visible and tangible fashion; it is a joy of every moment."
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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
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"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."
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"One of the reasons why so few of us ever act, instead of react, is because we are continually stifling our deepest impulses."
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"In the beginning was the Word. Man acts it out. He is the act, not the actor."
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"There are two distinct classes of what are called thoughts: those that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord."
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"Books choose their authors; the act of creation is not entirely a rational and conscious one."
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"When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?"
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"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."
Trust
"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."
Men
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."
Electricity
"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."
Act
"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."
Father
"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
Men
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
Men
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."
Women
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison."
Men
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