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Kinky Friedman

"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."

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"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."

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"12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock."

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"I can deal with people who watch me on stage but I am not good in communicating with people any other way than through my work."

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"Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper."

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