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James Thurber

"Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision."

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"Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision."

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"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."

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"I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime."

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"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."

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"A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."

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"It is the customary fate of new truths, to begin as heresies, and to end as superstitions."

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"On my US tour maybe three out of 30 shows there was an Elvis impersonator in the crowd but that's it. I usually get younger fans, and those that come that are of an older generation end up walking out because it's too loud."

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"You can't think that you're playing a villain, or you'll end up with a cartoon. You have to think about him as a person and a hero."

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"The scandal happened and I made the best of it. I kind of feel like in the end it was a blessing."

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"The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending - as if a date would really matter."

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