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James Thurber

"Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision."

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"Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision."

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"Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong."

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"You might lose your spontaneity and, instead of composing first-rate Gershwin, end up with second rate Ravel."

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"I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime."

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"On my US tour maybe three out of 30 shows there was an Elvis impersonator in the crowd but that's it. I usually get younger fans, and those that come that are of an older generation end up walking out because it's too loud."

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"I like the whole package to be good, It's a rarity that that happens, so I end up not working a lot."

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"My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts."

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"The greatest hits in some weird way marks the end of something."

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"How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up two cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point?"

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"Everything has an end."

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"I've never worked as much as I would've wanted to, and that's why I end up doing a lot of stage as well, because stage is a full course meal."

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