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"In the year and a half I was on SNL, I never saw anybody ad lib anything. For a very good reason - the director cut according to the script. So, if you ad libbed, you'd be off mike and off camera."
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"Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching."
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"The power of reason is thought small in these days, but I remain an unrepentant rationalist. Reason may be a small force, but it is constant, and works always in one direction, while the forces of unreason destroy one another in futile strife. Therefore every orgy of unreason in the end strengthens the friends of reason, and shows afresh that they are the only true friends of humanity."
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"Reason has not tamed desire: it is as strong as ever."
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"Does this means something!?- Does it mean that you are again on the same opinion... no reason to ask you... no reason to say it again... it's logical."
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"I will no longer argue with the senseless and unreasonable, for they are void of reason and common sense."
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"The reason Ronald Reagan gets slammed for having so badly exacerbated the problem of deficit spending is that he so plainly deserves it."
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"I have no other but a woman's reason. I think him so because I think him so."
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"Where the senses fail us, reason must step in."
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"When everybody worships all sort of religious lies and illogical myths, dare to be there, in the land of reason!"
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"The only reason to invest in the market is because you think you know something others don't."
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"When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons."
Night
"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department."
Politics
"I'm at a little loss in terms of my Leave It To Beaver expertise, since I never watched an episode of the show - so the cast in the pilot could have been Martians or they could have been the regular cast for all I know."
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"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
Power
"I was a Political Science major."
Science
"When I did that first movie, it was the introduction to all the set-up time and the waiting time that's endemic in motion pictures, and the repetition."
Time
"Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you."
Art
"My parents didn't want me to be a regular in a series. I was a working actor from time to time but they thought was a little too much being a star of a series. They wanted me to have a slightly more normal childhood."
Time
"Bush is a frat boy in the White House but we've had that before. But I wasn't one of those people that was threatening to leave the country. By the way none of those people have left the country. Alec Baldwin is still here."
People
"I didn't have a lot of independent film connections. It really took until the digital film revolution came along that I realized that I could do it myself."
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